Why do you love OPRAH ?

I HAVE SEEN THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW LIKE A COUPLE OF TIMES, BUT I VE SEEN THE IMPRESIONS OF THE TALENTEd MAD TV ACTRESS “DEBRA WILSON” AND I UNDERSTOOD WHY EVERYBODY LOVES OPRAH.

MY THREE FAVOURITES O-WORDS:

- WOWWWWW

-GIRLFRIEND

-VAJAYJAY

YOU CAN ALSO LOVE, HER BIG SENSE OF CHARITY, WHEN YOU GO TO THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW, YOU CAN EXPECT AT LEASTTO LEAVE THE ROOM WITH A DKNY BAG O WITH A PORTABLE DVD, SHE LOVED TO SURPRISED HER AUDIENCE.

SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT EVERY WEEK OR MONTH SHE RECOMMEND YOU A BOOK TO READ.

YOU SIMPLY VE GOT TO LUV OPRAH

Seriously MTV ???????

IM SORRY BUT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU HIRED “RUSSEL BRAND” FOR THE VMAs 2008, IF YOU ARE GONNA MAKE A COOL PARTY IN YOUR HOUSE, YOU INVITE YOUR BEST FRIENDS, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS BETTER, SOMEONE WHO IS NOT GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL EMBARASSED.

WHY NOT KATE PERRY? RIHANNA? MILEY? I WOULD WATCH THAT. BUT NO U WANTED SOMEONE NEW, U THOUGHT “OHHHH FORGETTING SARAH HOEVE WAS SUCH A GREAT MOVIE, LET PUT THAT GUY HOSTING, IT WOULD BE GREAT”.

I WANTED TO THINK THAT THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER WANTED TO BE RELEASED FROM HIS CONTRACT THAT DAY. AT FIRST, I TOLD MYSELF “I BELIEVE IN BRITISH COMEDY, THERE ARE MY FAVOURITES” BUT THIS GUY FAIL IN BRITISH COMEDY 101. HUGH GRANT, ROWAN ATKINSON ARE VERY ASHAMED OF THIS LOVE CHILD.

WE WILL BE WATCHING YOU THIS 2009.

PLISS RUSSEL BRAND, I U ARE COMING BACK, RETURN IN “MR BEANS GO TO THE MOON” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

GLUE ACCIDENT OR TERI HATCHER WANNA BE?????????

WHAT IN THE LORDS NAME HAPPEN TO THIS GUY FOREHEAD ? DID MARCIA CROSS HAD A BABY WITH TERI HATCHER? I RECENTLY BEGIN WATCHING THE (THANK U JESUS) CANCELLED SHOW OF “LIPSTICK JUNGLE”, BY SUDDENLY THIS FIVEHEAD APPEARED. I ONLY KNOW THAT HE SUPPOSED TO BE THE “EX 24-JACK BAUER CHICK” BOYTOY, BUT HOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A BOYTOY WHEN U LOOK LIKE VANESSA WILLIAMS OR SHARON OSBOURNE BOTOX PARTNER.

THIS MUST BE THE EXAMPLE FOR MEN , FOR NOT TO EXPERIMENT WITH BOTOX OR U WILL LOOK AS SHOCKING AS THIS GUY. USE IT IF U ARE 50 (HINT FOR JOHN MCCAIN). LET THE NATURE MAKE THE FIRST ,SECOND,THIRD AND FOURTH STEP, THEN U CAN MAKE THE FIFTH.

SORRY UR COMEBACK DIDNT WORK AS YOU EXPECTED BROOKE SHIELDS. (ARE WE GONNA SEE THE REMAKE FOR BLUE LAGOON?)

AMERICAS NEXT IDIOT GIRL

NEITHER MISS JAY, PAULINA OR EVEN TYRA COULD PREDICT THE PRESENCE OF A GIRL DUMBER THAN A DEAF DUCK WITH ONLY ONE EYE. IVE JUST WATCHED THE EPISODE THEY RE BROADCASTING HERE. IS THE SECOND EPISODE OF THE SEASON, AND THE FIRST CUT WAS FOR ATALYA, A GIRL WITH CERO ANGEL, SHE DIDNT MAKE THE TV EXPLOTE BUT THERE WERE 2 CHERRIES IN THIS SUNDAE. FIRST IT WAS THE PRESENTATION OF THE NEW JUDGE.

SORRY TWIGGY, MY MOM WILL MISS YOU BUT I WANT PAULINA PORISKOVA, SHE IS LIKE THE WOMAN IN THE BOTICCELLI PAINTING.

THE SECOND CHERRY WAS THE DEMOSTRATION OF INTELLIGENCE OF KIMBERLY, THE ONLY LIVING BRAIN DONER. SHE MUST BE A VERY BEAUTIFUL SOUL BUT CERO DECISION AND DETERMINATION. IN FRONT OF TYRA, AFTER BEING SELECTED AMONG 7 GIRLS WHO REALLY WANTED TO PARTICIPATE, SHE SUDDENLY DECIDE THAT THESE CONTEST IS NOT FOR HER.

WHAT A BUCK OF BOLLOCK, I RATHER HER TO SAY THAT IN HER SOLD BRAIN, THOUGHTS PROCESS WITH A LOW CAPACITY. I EXPECT HER TO SAY THAT SHE WAS LIKE A PERMANENTLY LOADING GIRL, LIKE HER BRAIN WILL BE LOADING FOREVER AND NEVER GET TO THAT FINAL GOAL.

I CANT STAND HER VOICE, HER CONCLUSIONS AND THAT PIECE OF CHICKEN WING STUFFED IN HER MOUTH THAT MAKE HER TALK LIKE A GOSSIP GIRL.

I LUV PAULINA PORISKOVA

JUST MET HER A FEW MINUTES AGO, AND IM HEAD OVER HILLS IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN

JOHN MAYER LEAVE THE SET PLISSS

I THINK I AM THE ONLY PERSON THAT WHILE WATCHING THE MEMORIAL FOR THE ONE AND ONLY MEANING OF THE WORD “TALENT” SO CALLED MICHAEL JACKSON, ALMOST CHOKED WHEN I SAW THAT JOHN DOUCHEBAG MAYER PERFORM IN THE SCENARIO, I RATHER WATCH BROOKE SHIELDS DO THE MOONWALK THAN THAT GUY,

BUT ANYWAY IT WAS THE FAMILY DECISION, AND WE HAVE TO RESPECT THAT

NINE O TWO ONE GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

PLLISSS WILL ANYBODY CANCEL THE REMAKE OF SHANON DOHERTY SUICIDAL JUMP TO FAME. IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, HAVE YOU EVEN PSYCHO-ANALYZED THE CHARACTERS.

ANNIE: A VERY DUMBED AND CONSTIPATED GIRL, WHOSE LACK OF PERSONALITY, LACK OF POINT OF VIEW AND LACK OF A MEANING IN LIFE, MAKE THE WHOLE “TEENAGE”-SOUP WAEVE A BAD COMBINATION.
SHE IS LIKE THE IDIOT GIRL IN SCHOOL WHOSE SOMEDAY SHE DISCOVER THE NAME OF THE WORD “LIBIDO”, AND SHE BECAME LIKE A WANNABE WHO, JUST WAIT A MINUTE
IM WATCHING RIGHT THE LAST EPISODE OF THE SEASON 1, AND SHE RECENTLY HAS BEEN ACUSED FOR SLEEPING WITH A DUMB GUY, I WAS HOPING THAT SHE BECOME SOMETHING LIKE SISSY SPACEK IN CARRIE, BUT AT LEAST SHE MAKE THE EFFORT, AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WARNED ABOUT THE PARTY OUTGOING IN NAOMIS PLACE, AND FINALLY SHE RAN OVER A PERSON. GOOD CALL MINI-BI

DIXON: DUMB GUY #1, HES LIKE THE FIRST SEASON GEORGE OF GREYS, LAME, PATHETIC AND EXPECTING FOR AN INTERESTING WAY TO MURDER THE CHARACTER.

SILVER: BI-GIRL (BTW SHES BIPOLAR) WHOSE NEED FOR SCREAMING “HEY LOOK AT ME, IM ORIGINAL, IM RARE, I WRITE A BLOG, I READ BOOKS WITHOUT IMAGES”.

NAVID: THIS CHARACTER IS MUCH OF A “THE NOTEBOOK” CHARACTER, SORRY BOY THIS IS NOT A CHICK FLICK, THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A NEAT REMAKE, NOT THE THRILLER OF A LOVE STORY.

ETHAN: DUMB GUY#2, HE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEEP GUY, THE LUKE PERRY OF THE SHOW, THE BAD BOY, BUT HE STILLS TO BE THE TYPICAL GUY WHO LOVED THE BALL AND SUDDENLY WE R GONNA FIND OUT THAT HE ALSO READ BOOKS WITHOUT IMAGES. THE WRITERS SHOULD APLLY THE MISCHA BARTON THEORY ON THIS GUY OR IN ONE OF THE GIRLS, TURN THEM BI; THE O.C. PRODUCERS MAKE MISCHA A LESBO, THE RATINGS WERE UP, THEY KILLED HER, THE RATINGS WERE DOWN.

ADRIANNA: I LIKE THIS ONE, SHES HOT AND DRUGGY EVIL, SHES THE EX-COKE WHO ENTER REHAB AND SAID NO NO NO. SHE SURPRISINGLY BEGAN A RELATIONSHIP WITH NAVID, DISCOVER SHE WAS PREGNANT. HAVE U REALIZE THAT NOWADAYS THERE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A PREGNANT GIRL IN THESE TYPES OF SHOWS. MAYBE THEY THINK THAT BEEN A DRUG ADICTED WANNA BE ACTRESS WITH A VERY BEAUTIFUL FACE AND BODY IS NOT ENOUGH. LET GET THE GIRL PREGNANT.

NAOMI: THE AWARD FOR THE SALVATION OF THE SHOW GOES TO THE SO-CALLED BITCH OF THE SHOW, I THINK THEY SHOULD LEAVE ALL THE SHOW TO HER; FOLLOW HER DAY AND NIGHT. SHE IS THE CLASSIC BITCH WITH A HEART BOUGHT IN SAKS FIFTH AVENUE, SHE HAS A GREAT CAR, ONE GOOD FRIEND, HER PARENT MARRIAGE SUCK, SHE DISCOVER THE INFIDELITY OF ONE OF THE TWO, AND GO AND LIVE WITH THE “LOSER” PARENT. BUT SHE ROCKS, SHE IS THE SHOW.

TEACHER: THE TEENAGER WITH “MIDDLE-AGED” CRISIS, HE IS THE OLD GUY WHO WANTS TO FEEL YOUNG, HE IS THE TYPE OF PERSON WHOSE GOAL IN LIFE, IS WRITE A BOOK ABOUT HIS “AMAZING” LIFE. HE IS LIKE THE “LOSER COLLEGE GUY” WHO STILL GO TO HIGH SCHOOL PARTIES. THE GUY U FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO SCREAM IN THE FACE, “GROW UP” AND FACE SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE.

ANOTHER DAY WE´LL ABOUT THE HORROR THEY DID TO LORI LOUGHLIN.